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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
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"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."
"Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants."
"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."
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"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."
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"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."