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Joke of the Day

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"Dear diary, Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person My therapist: Yes that's quite clear"

"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."

"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"

"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"

"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."

"Once you go black... you're a single mom."

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"