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Joke of the Day
"Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: Shit, like I'd have picked you?"
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"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"
"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
"Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully."
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"