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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"

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"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"
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