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Joke of the Day

"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"

"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."

"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"

"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."

"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"

"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."