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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup."
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"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"
"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."
"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."
"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"