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Joke of the Day
"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"
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"Q: What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human? A: Lettuce pray"
"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"
"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"
"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."
"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."
"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"
"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"
"My neighbours are very loud when they have sex. And that's bad for my insomnia. Last night I was so fed up I had to scream their safety word."
"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"