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Joke of the Day

"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"

"I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy - that's why I have 12 of them!"

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A shitzoo."

"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."

"What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*"

"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."

"The opposite of Iceland is water water"

"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"