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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"
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"If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving? Stuffing stockers."
"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."
"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"
"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""
"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."
"JUDGE: put ur hand on this book and promise not to lie PERSON WHO IS IN COURT LITERALY FOR LYING ABOUT THINGS: uh...... ok"
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"
"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't. Well that's what I like to tell myself anyway."