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Joke of the Day
"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"
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"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."
"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."
"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"
"How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate"
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"I've been volunteering a lot with the hearing impaired lately: I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute."
"Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny."
"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."
"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"