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Joke of the Day

"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"

"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."

"<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a ""self-proclaimed man of few words."" Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no"

"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"

"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."

"There's blood everywhere... I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror..."

"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."