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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."
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"Q: Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark? A: Their match wouldn't light."
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."
"I hope I get a watch for Christmas! Because there's no present like the time."
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""
"The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow."
"If my neighbors are gonna get angry every time I see them... why did I even buy the binoculars?"
"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"