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Joke of the Day
"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"
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"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"
"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."
"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."
"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"
"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."