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Joke of the Day

"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."

"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."

"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it."

"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"

"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."