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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads ""In queso emergency, break glass"""

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P"

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"EVIL TUNA Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore."

"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"

"I like to finish other people's sentences because my version is better."

"Why don't women get hit by trains? There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen."

"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."

"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "