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Joke of the Day

"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."

"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, ""forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common? They are both generators (jenner-rater)"

"What does a gay mans penis taste like? Shit!"

"Two guys walk into a bar... Don't you think the second guy would have ducked?"