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Joke of the Day

"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."

"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."

"What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion? I was putting on Mass."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"

"Whats the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina"

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."

"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"