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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"
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"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive"
"Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."
"Just accidentally used ""then"" instead of ""than"" and now I know what it feels like to be imperfect! Weird!"
"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."
"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."
"Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into."
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."