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Joke of the Day

"Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?"

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."

"The 3 tragedies. The 3 tragedies in a man's life: 1) Life sucks. 2) Job sucks. 3) Wife doesn't."

"I shoveled half my driveway yesterday but my wife's still not happy because it just so happens to be the top half the sun melted."

"Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners ...makes you a pastatute"

"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""

"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."