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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."
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"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."
"There is nothing worse than a broke ass high maintenance woman."
"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"
"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."
"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Potential employee: Shape shifting. Interviewer: Really? Interviewer: Yes. Interviewer: Shit."
"Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird."
"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."
"This belongs on r/NoSleep Because will have no sleep doing their homework tonight."
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."