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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."

"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"

"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."

"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."

"what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting"