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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."
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"Why was Santa in the asylum? He lost his SANTAty"
"There are 10 kinds of people... * The ones who know binary * The ones who doesn't know binary * and the ones who taught that this joke was in binary..."
"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"
"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."
"What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car..."
"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"
"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower."
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""