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Joke of the Day

"My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with ""stories""."

"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"

"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."

"What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP? A clop cop."

"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."

"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""

"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"