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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP? A clop cop."
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"This skinny girl just told me she ""forgets"" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious."
"A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep. You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day."
"The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with ""LOL"""
"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."
"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"
"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"