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Joke of the Day

"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"

"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"

"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"

"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."

"- If any person believes that these 2 shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or... - THE PRIEST ALREADY SAID THAT! - Ugh, I do."

"""OMGJK"" -atheists"