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Joke of the Day

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"

"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."

"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."

"There are two guys named Ted One is near-Ted, the other is..."

"Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too"

"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."

"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"

"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."