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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."

"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"How many Russians does it take to elect the President of the United States? Just Trump."

"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."

"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"