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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"
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"An Elephant Never Forgets 9/11 An Elephant never forgets how to ride a bicycle"
"The other day I was laying down a carpet... ...and my friend Speedy Gonzales was helping me. At one point I said, ""Have I missed anything, Speedy?"" And Speedy says, ""Underlay, underlay!"""
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."
"(Stalker Diary) Day 4: Still under her bed. She continues to put the toilet paper roll on upside down. It's like I'm living with a monster."
"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."