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Joke of the Day
"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"
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"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"
"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."
"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""
"How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?"
"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"Jokes Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, was he on fire?"
"Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide. If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020."