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Joke of the Day
"How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?"
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"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."
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"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"
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"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
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"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."
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