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Joke of the Day

"Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?"

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."

"What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet."

"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."

"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."

"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."

"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"

"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."

"I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it."