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Joke of the Day

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"

"When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service."

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted ""Fuck me!"" What happened next will haunt me for life!!"

"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."

"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator? A chronic math debater"

"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"