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Joke of the Day
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."
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"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."
"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."
"Some days i think im slightly intelligent, other days i try to take a screenshot of my cracked phone screen"
"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"
"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."
"According to these Father's Day gift sections, all dads are clean shaven business men that love playing golf and think they're #1."
"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"
"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"
"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"