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Joke of the Day

"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."

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"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"
"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."
"How do you spot will smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."
"What's the difference between a cup and a mug? being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged"
"When you hold me, I'd prefer it not be ""accountable."""
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"
"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog"
"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"
"For years I thought the ghost in my house was trying to scare me, turns out he was just booing my awful jokes"
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