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Joke of the Day

"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""

"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"

"When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping"

"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"

"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"

"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."