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Joke of the Day
"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
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"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""
"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"
"[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!"
"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."