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Joke of the Day
"A dog walks into a bar.. ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"""
Next Joke
"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"
"Q: What kind of bar do fish go to? A: A sand bar."
"Wheelchair tax The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it."
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?"
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."
"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."
"""You know what they say about blind prostitutes?"" ...""You've really got to hand it to them."" -Fred Willard"