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Joke of the Day

"Wheelchair tax The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it."

"What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine."

"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"If I were Lex Luther, I'd just send Superman a bunch of gift certificates to Taco Bell and let him do my work for me."

"Saltwater The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty."

"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"

"911: Whats ur emergency? ""OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-"" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- ""-of my sons mouth."""

"What did the tv get for Christmas? Replaced"

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"