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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."
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"No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song ""Piano Man"" about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?"
"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."
"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."
"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."
"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"
"Just changed my dating profile headline to: ""Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives"" ...crossing my fingers"
"I saw three sapiens washing each the other day No homo"
"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """