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Joke of the Day
"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"
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"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."
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"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."
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"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"
"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."