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Joke of the Day

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"

"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"

"My mistress bought me a Neck Clampotron XXX 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since!"

"What's a pirate favorite letter? Rape."

"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."

"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"

"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."

"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."