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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."
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"So I sucked an ass this morning. I mean, everyone eats thier animal crackers differently."
"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."
"Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University. They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3."
"If marriage has taught me one thing in life, it's how to masturbate in bed without waking my wife up."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"