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Joke of the Day
"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."
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"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."
"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""
"HER: I'm ending this ME: why? HER: you're way too literal ME: I promise I can change HER: prove it ME: *puts on a different shirt*"
"The Exorcist was probably the worst workout video ever."
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."
"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"
"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."