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Joke of the Day
"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."
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"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"The Baltimore Ravens"
"A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down ...So after a nice cup of tea, i hid his body"
"What do you call an elf singer? Elvish Presley"
"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"There's a dog on my street who practices Islam. I don't have a problem with his religion, I just wish he wouldn't wake me up every morning at 5am shouting ""ALLAHU AK-BARK."""
"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."