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"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"
"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."
"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."
"What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro."
"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"
"First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks ""is that your puppy?"" say ""No. That's my dad."" Then storm off."
"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."
"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"