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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."

"How do you know when a vampire is sick? He starts coffin..."

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."