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Joke of the Day
"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."
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"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"
"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"
"*intercom comes on* ""Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"""
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9"