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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."
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"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"
"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."
"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""
"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."
"You know what amazes me? A maze."
"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."