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Joke of the Day
"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."
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"Speaking of one-liners,"
"me: excuse me but is the pilot vaping? flight attendant: no there's a fire in the cockpit me: oh thank god"
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"NATURAL BLONDE Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence."
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"
"Prostitutes hate trick-or-treaters."
"My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby."
"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."