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Joke of the Day

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"

"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."

"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"

"How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits."

"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."

"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog."

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"""