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Joke of the Day

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"

"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."

"Sex while married"

"[drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab"

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy."

"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"

"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."