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Joke of the Day
"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"
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"What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? What is a pirate's favorite letter?"
"Maybe it's the LSD talking but I am the walrus goo goo goo joob."
"How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts? Fetus Deletus"
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"
"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""
"Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer ""revenge"" it will raise a couple eyebrows."
"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"