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Joke of the Day
"Sex while married"
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"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"
"Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles"
"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now."
"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"
"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."
"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."
"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"
"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"
"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"