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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"
Next Joke
"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"
"[sitting in doctor's office] It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss. ""What do you mean?"" I can't remember."
"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."
"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"
"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."